You finally had to confess.
Every time that your friends come over they are amazed at how clean your house is. In fact, your friends say that no matter what time of the day they come to your house it always looks great. Even when they come unannounced, they marvel at how the place is picked up, organized, and nearly spotless. Your friends are always curious how you can possibly be at all of your daughters’ school events, make it to all of the meetings at both school and church, and still keep your house up. Your friends also know that you substitute teach quite often, and have a few writing students who you tutor.
After months, heck, years, of hearing these questions and comments you finally make your confession. Your friends seem shocked, but then relieved, when you tell them that for the las